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  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Seether
  • Playing: Writer Simulator 2014
Screwing around with the RSG, again. because, why not? This time, the word is Gary!




Gary Gary

Gary Gary

A Short Story
by Gary

Gary had always loved Gary Gary with its gigantic, glamorous Gary. It was a place where he felt Gary.

He was a Gary, Gary, Gary drinker with Gary Gary and Gary Gary. His friends saw him as a gigantic, glamorous Gary. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a horrible Gary. That's the sort of man he was.

Gary walked over to the window and reflected on his Gary surroundings. The Gary teased like Gary Gary.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Gary . Gary was a Gary Gary with Gary Gary and Gary Gary.

Gary gulped. He was not prepared for Gary.

As Gary stepped outside and Gary came closer, he could see the dusty smile on his face.

"I am here because I want Gary," Gary bellowed, in a Gary tone. He slammed his fist against Gary's chest, with the force of 9265 Gary. "I frigging love you, Gary ."

Gary looked back, even more Gary and still fingering the Gary Gary. "Gary, gary," he replied.

They looked at each other with Gary feelings, like two gorgeous, gloopy Gary Gary at a very Gary Gary, which had Gary music playing in the background and two Gary uncles Gary to the beat.

Suddenly, Gary lunged forward and tried to punch Gary in the face. Quickly, Gary grabbed the Gary Gary and brought it down on Gary's skull.

Gary's Gary Gary trembled and his Gary Gary wobbled. He looked Gary, his body raw like a greasy, glamorous Gary.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Gary was dead.

Gary went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Gary.

THE END
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Seether
  • Playing: Writer Simulator 2014
I - Spell your name without vowels: Wllm Jsph Trnbgh
II - Are you single?: Eternally.
III - Whats your favorite number?: 83,000,000,004.7
IV - What color do you wear most?: Black and red.
V - Least favorite color?: Pink
VI - Favorite candy?: Anything chocolate.
VII - What do you smoke?: Nothing
VIII - Are you happy with your life right now?: Meh.
IX - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: No.
X - What is your favorite class in school?: Literature.
XI - Do you shop at Hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: No.
XII - How do you make money?: Auto mechanic.
XIII - Who is your best friend?: I don't know.
XIV - Where do you go to school?: I don't, I'm done with that.
XV - Are you outgoing?: Soooo many people would wish so.
XVI - One word to describe you?: Dull.
XVII - Favorite pair of shoes?: My work shoes.
XVIII - Do you own big sunglasses?: No. Regular ones.
XIX - Where do you wish you were right now?: No place in particular.
XX - What should you be doing right now?: Nothing.
XXI - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: Not that I'm aware.

HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: The book I'm supposed to be writing.
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: This meme.
Honestly, have you done something bad today?: I almost dropped keys on fresh paint.
Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?: No.
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: My mother.
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: Not that I can think of.
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: Douchebags with their no-clearance ricers that can't get onto a lift or be jacked up with a standard hydraulic jack... or our tiny racing jack!
Honestly, do you bite your nails?: No, I clip them semi-regularly.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: No.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: No.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?: Sometimes, when they act really shitty.

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: What kind of bubble?
Can you dance?: No.
Can you do a cart wheel?: No.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: No, never tried. Love bing cherries, though.
Can you whistle?: Not consistently.
Can you wiggle your ears?: Kind of.
Can you wiggle your nose?: No.
Can you roll your tongue?: Yup.
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: A what!?

ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you're mad?: Hit the gym.
What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?: Burn out into the middle of a busy street....
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: Yeah...

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: Yeah.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Unfortunately.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Not necessarily.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: No.
Ever cried over the same sex?: Absolutely not.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Not anymore.
Do certain songs make you cry?: If they bring up certain memories.
Do certain movies make you cry?: The ones with the really sad endings and moments.

HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?: Wouldn't know.
What makes you the happiest?: Writing and gaming.
Does being with your friends make you happy?: It helps.
Do you believe in yourself?: Well, when you nearly break your computer trying to install some RAM, it kinda raises some doubt.
Do you wish you were happier?: Yes, but I don't know what would truly make me happy.
Is being happy overrated?: When "being happy" is dubbed as "the sole purpose in life", whaddaya think?
Can music make you happy?: Yes.

LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?: Never have because I never pursued that path. I was also a bit of a dick in school. I don't get out much, anyway.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: To be honest, no.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you'?: No.

HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?: Absolutely.
Have you ever been on a hit list?: If I were, do you honestly believe I'd be filling this out?
Are you a mean bully?: Only when it's Liberals crying, because they're impossible to parody.
Do you hate George Bush?: No. What reason would I have, and hasn't he been out of office for 7 years?

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?: I guess.
Do you think you're good looking?: Not really, but I could be worse.
Do you wish you could be someone else?: Nope.

LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?: Brown.
What is your eye color?: Brown
What is your skin tone?: Olive with a farmer's tan.
Current piercings? None.
Have any tattoos? No.
Straight hair or curly?: Straight.

CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing?: T-shirt for my dad's old shop.
Necklace(s)?: No.
Shoes?: What shoes?

HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?: Yes.
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: Just who the hell would I be talking to? Oh, right, the cable company.
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: No.
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yeah.
Got in a fight with someone?: No.

THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person?: My parents.
Person you talked to online?: Clan-mates in World of Tanks.
Person you hugged?: I don't remember.

RANDOM:
Do you like surveys?: Meh.
Do you get along with your parents?: My mother, mostly. My dad hates it when I spend my money on anything.
Do you have mental breakdowns?: Occasionally.

CURRENT:
Current mood: Getting sleepy.
Current music: Seether - Careless Whisper
Current hair style: Buzzcut.
Current crush: I hate crushes, they only end in pain.
Current thing I ought to be doing: Going to sleep.
Current windows open: Youtube, DeviantArt, OpenOffice.
Current desktop picture: Journey to the Lost City by Eddy-Shinjuku

THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: No.
Did you ever run away from home?: No.
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: No.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: No.

THE DO'S:
Do you know how to swim?: Yes.
Do you like roller coasters?: No.
Do you own a bike?: A 24-speed.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Not at all.

THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all?: Yeah, on my dad's side.
Does your car get good gas mileage?: It's an Impala with a Chevy 327. What do you think it gets?
Does your family have family picnics?: No.

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: No.
Have you ever been to the ocean?: No.
Have you ever painted your nails?: Never.

THE HOWS:
How tall are you?: 72 inches.
How much money do you have on you right now?: If I find your hand in my pocket, I'm going to cut it off.

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: Nobody.
Last thing someone said to you?: "You put so much money into your computer, and they're gonna come out with something better next month!"
Last thing you said out loud?: "And what else would I do?"

THE WHATS:
What are you listening to?: The blower motor on my GPU.
What is the weather outside?: Hot and humid.
What radio station do you listen to?: 92.3, 93.7, 94.7, 105.7
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Outback.
What was the last thing you had to drink?: Water
What was the last movie you watched?: Iron Man 3. It's been a long time.
  • Mood: Relief
  • Listening to: Seether
  • Playing: Writer Simulator 2014
So, my hard drive didn't crash, after all. However, it is an older model that is notorious for crashing, and the guy at the shop I took my computer to said I should look into getting a solid-state to fix both the reliability and latency issues, as well as a back-up driver. That should be happening, hopefully within the next couple months.
  • Mood: Shame
  • Listening to: YouTube on my phone
  • Playing: Writer Simulator 2014
"I tried to computer, and fucked everything up." - Boomstick, SGC 2015; DEATH BATTLE

Well, aren't those the words that come to mind when you try doing something as simple as installing RAM, only to find that your hard drive can't locate the OS? I guess if the hard drive totally went, I wouldn't have even been able to access the BIOS to find that SATA ports 2 and 3 weren't picking anything up, while SATA port 4 was showing the DVD drive. Still waiting on the status of everything from the shop I took it to. At least I have an excuse to upgrade to a 2TB hard drive, now. I guess.
  • Mood: Hungry
  • Playing: Writer Simulator 2014
So, I decided to see what would happen if the same word was inserted into EVERY single category of the Plot Generator. In this case, the "word" was POOTIS. Found out about the generator through :iconwynbird:

Two POOTIS Uncles POOTIS to the Beat

A Short Story
by POOTIS

POOTIS POOTIS had always loved POOTIS POOTIS with its petite, purple POOTIS. It was a place where he felt POOTIS.

He was a POOTIS, POOTIS, POOTIS drinker with POOTIS POOTIS and POOTIS POOTIS. His friends saw him as a petite, purple POOTIS. Once, he had even helped a poised POOTIS cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.

POOTIS walked over to the window and reflected on his POOTIS surroundings. The POOTIS teased like POOTIS POOTIS.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of POOTIS POOTIS. POOTIS was a POOTIS POOTIS with POOTIS POOTIS and POOTIS POOTIS.

POOTIS gulped. He was not prepared for POOTIS.

As POOTIS stepped outside and POOTIS came closer, he could see the alert glint in his eye.

POOTIS glared with all the wrath of 626 POOTIS pickled POOTIS. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want POOTIS."

POOTIS looked back, even more POOTIS and still fingering the POOTIS POOTIS. "POOTIS, pOOTIS," he replied.

They looked at each other with POOTIS feelings, like two pickled, precious POOTIS POOTIS at a very POOTIS POOTIS, which had POOTIS music playing in the background and two POOTIS uncles POOTIS to the beat.

POOTIS regarded POOTIS's POOTIS POOTIS and POOTIS POOTIS. "I feel the same way!" revealed POOTIS with a delighted grin.

POOTIS looked POOTIS, his emotions blushing like a pong, prickly POOTIS.

Then POOTIS came inside for a nice drink of POOTIS.

THE END
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Seether
  • Playing: Writer Simulator 2014
Screwing around with the RSG, again. because, why not? This time, the word is Gary!




Gary Gary

Gary Gary

A Short Story
by Gary

Gary had always loved Gary Gary with its gigantic, glamorous Gary. It was a place where he felt Gary.

He was a Gary, Gary, Gary drinker with Gary Gary and Gary Gary. His friends saw him as a gigantic, glamorous Gary. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a horrible Gary. That's the sort of man he was.

Gary walked over to the window and reflected on his Gary surroundings. The Gary teased like Gary Gary.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Gary . Gary was a Gary Gary with Gary Gary and Gary Gary.

Gary gulped. He was not prepared for Gary.

As Gary stepped outside and Gary came closer, he could see the dusty smile on his face.

"I am here because I want Gary," Gary bellowed, in a Gary tone. He slammed his fist against Gary's chest, with the force of 9265 Gary. "I frigging love you, Gary ."

Gary looked back, even more Gary and still fingering the Gary Gary. "Gary, gary," he replied.

They looked at each other with Gary feelings, like two gorgeous, gloopy Gary Gary at a very Gary Gary, which had Gary music playing in the background and two Gary uncles Gary to the beat.

Suddenly, Gary lunged forward and tried to punch Gary in the face. Quickly, Gary grabbed the Gary Gary and brought it down on Gary's skull.

Gary's Gary Gary trembled and his Gary Gary wobbled. He looked Gary, his body raw like a greasy, glamorous Gary.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Gary was dead.

Gary went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Gary.

THE END

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sacul33 Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday!
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks.
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KreKael Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Keep up the great work!
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'll try.
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sacul33 Featured By Owner Edited Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey man did not talk to you for a while! how are things going?

I am currently sick with bronchitis and a fever
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Things are going pretty well, I'd say.
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sacul33 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thats good! :D (Big Grin) 
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LucyJayy Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday! Patrick (Cake) [V1] 
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks.
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deathreborn Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Also -- I think you need the one that does this: i.imgur.com/6jvZ8dD.jpg
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I saw that one in the Steam Workshop. It looks neat, but Hyrule and Tamriel just don't meld together as one would expect.
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deathreborn Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would love to see a Zelda game with the scope of an Elder Scrolls game. I mean, I LOVE the Zelda games, but the stories are always so linear. I would love some huge side quests other than hunting skulltulas and bizarre masks.
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Even still, it's not very lore-friendly to either series.
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deathreborn Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How about the mod for Thomas the Tank Engine?
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I've heard of that one, and while it's funny, I find it to be ridiculous.
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jgilronan Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
thanks
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome.
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GoldenBrownNugget Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST POST ON MY PAGE YOU SON OF A BITCH? >:T

ITS B-L-O-C-K-I-N-G T-I-M-E
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:icongrumpycatgoodplz:
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GoldenBrownNugget Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Stupidity ever wins
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You aren't exactly winning, you know.
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weirdo-mess Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi, and thanks a lot for faving my DD "Own Space". Much appreciated!

Have a nice day!
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome.
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LucyJayy Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Halloween!!! Pumpkin :pumpkin Zombie Grabin' Pumpkin Man Pumpkin La :pumpkinla: :pumpkin: revamp Pumpkin Thrust
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Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
To you, as well.
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